I published this wonderful little piece about the disaster that was this house when we moved in 15 years ago. We bought this house from out in-laws. Sadly, they never cleaned this place out. So here is a little piece that I wrote 11 years ago about our attempt to get one of several appliances out of the basement.
Cleaning out the basement in our house proved to be a greater challenge than we were anticipating.
Once we finally got up the nerve to go into the basement, we wanted to run back upstairs again, screaming for our very lives! Armed with trash bags, rubber gloves, and dust masks, we went down and began sifting through the piles of stuff in the basement. The mind-numbing job of cleaning out the basement blurs in my mind. There is one particular episode that stands out very clear.
The basement had turned into a repository of dead and unused appliances. As we cleared out the trash, we were stunned at what we found underneath. One freezer, circa. 1959. One free standing stove, circa. 1962. Two concrete sinks- you know, the laundry tub kind that your washing machine drain into. The sinks were broken, but they were still in the basement. Two old microwaves: One from 1978, and another from 1988. One old stereo, four old speakers, and two old, broken television sets. And three dehumidifiers. Somehow, these appliances needed to get out of our basement.
We borrowed a heavy-duty hand truck from my brother-in-law, and we borrowed a pick up truck from a friend. My husband took a Friday off work, and we were ready to run to the dump.
The first things we hauled out were easy. The microwaves, the dehumidifiers, the televisions, and the old stereos. We had no problems hauling them out of the basement and out to the truck. We loaded up our first load and hauled it off to the dump.
The large items in our basement presented more of a challenge. The stove and the freezer. Due to the odd turn at the top and bottom of the interior stairs, we could not take them up through the house. We were going to have to use the walk-up from the basement. It’s a tight turn from the door up the stairs, but the basement door opens towards the concrete wall, so we thought we could get everything out through that door. Husband managed to get the stove out and up the stairs with minimal help. My job was to stand at ground level and hold the storm door on the basement open from above while he attempted to get the stove out and turned up the stairs.
And then came the big challenge. The freezer. That monster was heavy. Much heavier than what we were anticipating. We attempted to move it towards the door, but it was too heavy. Husband pulled out the tool box and took the door off the freezer and hauled it out to the truck.
The freezer was still heavy, but with the two of us- we managed to get it onto the hand cart. He took one handle of the cart, and I took the other and we carefully moved it over to the door.
Now, there’s a problem we hadn’t anticipated with the back door. The door does not open all of the way. When my in-laws finished the basement, they put a wall next to the basement door. The interior door only opens up 90* from it’s closed position. It doesn’t open all the way. Try as we might, we could not get the freezer through that door.
We looked at each other, aghast. Were we going to have to chop the freezer into tiny bits with the sledge hammer in order to get it out of the basement? As we sat on the floor and pondered our options, we looked again at the door opening and the freezer. It looked like we could get the freezer door through if we pulled the door off the hinges. So, husband pulled out his tools and we took the basement door off the hinges and set it aside.
Once again, we wiggled and waggled the freezer, trying to figure out the magic angle to get it through the doorway. No matter how we worked it, we could not get the freezer through that door. It kept catching on the freezer hinges that had previously held the door. Muttering unmentionable things under his breath, husband took the sledge hammer to the hinges on the freezer and pounded them into submission. After 10 minutes, both hinges were pounded flat against the surface of the freezer.
Before we decided to attempt moving the freezer again, we took a good, hard look at the storm door. It did not look as if we were going to be able to pull the freezer out of the basement without doing serious damage to the storm door. Our biggest fear was that if we dropped the freezer while we were hauling it up the stairs, it would go hurtling down the steps and destroy the storm door. Once again, out came the tool box and husband took the storm door off the hinges and gently set it inside, next to the door.
Muttering silently, we managed to pull the freezer out of the basement and turn it so that it was ready to be pulled up the stairs.
Heaven help us– we were not prepared for the weight of that freezer. I’m not certain how much it weighed, but I am willing to say it weighed at least 300 pounds. It took two of us over to pull that freezer up the basement steps. We tilted the hand cart back until it would go back no more. And then, we pulled it up a step. Panting, we looked at each other.
“What do we do next?” I asked.
“Slowly” husband said, looking at the freezer and back at the 12 steps we still needed to haul the freezer up. “Shift yourself up a step. I’ll hold the freezer while you move. Then you hold the freezer and I’ll shift up a step.”
We moved ourselves around and then, on the count of three, we pulled the freezer up the next step. We continued on in this slow and painful manner until, two hours later we finally pulled the freezer up the last step and onto the level ground. Too tired to even talk to each other, we pulled the freezer over to the truck and stopped dead.
We were going to have to lift that freezer over 2 feet at once to get it into the bed of the truck.
“I’ve got an idea” said the husband. We live on the top of a hill, and the driveway slopes down steeply from the carport to street level. He had the truck backed up the driveway. He pulled the car part way down the driveway, until the back of the truck was only a little above the carport. He then found a heavy duty piece of wood that he used as a ramp to cover the short distance from the carport pad to the truck bed. We pulled the freezer up into the bed of the truck with minimal effort and tied it tightly down to the bed of the truck. Husband left the freezer standing on the hand cart, and put blocks under the wheels of the cart.
Once we got to the dump, we used the same board to make a ramp from the truck bed to the ground, untied the freezer and pulled it down the ramp. When the freezer was halfway down the ramp, the wood splintered, and the freezer came crashing down to the ground.
At that point, the staff took pity on us. They took charge of the freezer and the splintered wooden ramp. We put the remains of the hand truck in the back and headed back home.
But what about the basement doors? We so desperately wanted that freezer out of our lives that we left the house with the basement doors sitting in the middle of the basement. We finally got the doors back on and working after midnight.