Friday seemed to be a pretty off day around my neck of the woods. I just had to share the misadventures of my friends. (Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)
Susan was leaving for work with her husband. He put his watch, wallet and cell phone on the roof of her car in order to help her put her stuff in the car. Items placed into car, wife hugged and kissed, husband gets in his car and they drive off in opposite directions. Somewhere along the way, he realized he's left several important things on the roof of her car. He gets to work and calls her, but, nothing is left on the roof of the car. He drives back home, gets out of the car, and walks the roads that she travels to work. No sign of his stuff. (Still no sign of his stuff as of this writing.)
Debbie got to work, put her purse and keys in her locker, locks her locker, and heads down to the main floor. She realizes as she gets to the stairwell that she left her key fob in her car. She goes back to her locker to get the keys to car when she realizes that she locked her car keys in her locker - and the key to the lock on her locker is in her car. Her son finally showed up at work a few hours later and brought her the spare key. Fob retrieved, purse now accessible!
And I saved the best for last.....
Tina takes her eight year old son to summer camp before she heads into work each morning. Friday, she gets all the way to work, looks down at the seat next to her and realizes that her son's lunch is still sitting next to her. She glances into the back seat and realizes that her son is still sitting in the back seat, hunched over, trying hard to hide and not to laugh at her.
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